A slice of salami > years of trying to get their attention.
Stop chasing ghosts and start feeding the dog—or yourself.
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A blunt, comedic comparison highlighting the futility of pining over someone who ignores you versus the instant, uncomplicated gratification of a simple treat like a slice of salami.
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Lower your expectations for others and increase your focus on things that actually bring immediate satisfaction.
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r/funny - A slice of salami > years of trying to get their attention.
Read Original ArticleEarly interest spike on Reddit in the r/funny community.
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